Adoption Application | Cardboard Rescue and Repair

Application for Committee Selection

Ceremonial paperwork only — no actual submission, no records kept.

Preferred guardian name Made-up names are encouraged. No real name is required.

Have you previously cared for corrugated materials?

Where will the cardboard be stored?

Is the storage area dry?

Yes, consistently Mostly, with seasonal humility Under committee review

Do you own scissors, box cutters, or other high-risk implements?

Yes, secured and emotionally distant No sharp implements are discussed indoors

Are all household members prepared for eventual compost?

Yes We are beginning the conversation

Why are you ready for temporary corrugated guardianship?